GREG GUTFELD: For Democrats, politics is upstream from everything

So, we're 1 week retired from Election Day, and 1 measurement aliases another, personification is going to triumph this thing. It's not going to extremity successful a necktie for illustration shot aliases nan hottest abs successful nan Cancun title I should person won past year. Right now, nan polls are razor-thin, astatine slightest according to nan lying, spineless f---weeds successful nan media. Because if you compared nan polls to communal sense, you'd deliberation we're successful 2 different worlds. There's a celebratory vibe connected 1 broadside and sheer bats--- craziness connected nan other. How tin it beryllium tied if 1 broadside is acting truthful desperate? I mean, we're having fun, and they're having seizures calling you Hitler. 

The Wall Street Journal says "America is having a panic onslaught complete nan election." Sure. But is it really a some sides benignant of thing? It seems each 4 years we only get much polarized. Hell, I retrieve nan bully aged days erstwhile Randi Weingarten and I utilized to play men's doubles. Not anymore. Too overmuch hate. So what are we going to do erstwhile it's over? How does a personification travel backmost from calling you a Nazi? It's going to make it really awkward astatine your nephew's barroom mitzvah. So let's opportunity you support Trump and he wins. How are you going to react? You'll astir apt gloat a little. I'll astir apt nonstop nan formed of The View a truckload of hogs to comfortableness eat. 

Maybe you'll do an extremity area dance. But, you know, location will beryllium immoderate earnestly ticked disconnected group if Trump wins. Hell, they're ticked disconnected already. And if we see caller history, it's wholly imaginable they'll riot if Trump wins. Which is why I person already boarded up my grandparents. You remember D.C. successful 2017 erstwhile Trump was inaugurated and nan adjacent 4 years were conscionable 1 long, tense breakdown connected nan left? Just inquire nan quality tampon, Tim Walz. For him, burning down his metropolis was considered free speech. His woman loves nan smell, which doesn't opportunity overmuch for his assemblage spray. And we're already seeing really libs behave erstwhile they deliberation Trump mightiness win.

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You know, screaming astatine a literal babe is not nan benignant of point you do erstwhile you're confident of victory. Well, unless you're going to triumph a paternity test. But we spot nan aforesaid hysteria regular connected TV. Right, Whoopi?

WHOOPI GOLDBERG: What we heard astatine that rally should beryllium capable to shingle folks awake because he's talking astir you. He's talking astir you and us. He's not going to, you know, say, oh, you're pinch nan achromatic guy. I'm going to support you from being deport...No, he's going to deport you and put nan achromatic feline pinch personification else, nan man is retired there.

That's not crazy astatine all. Seriously, did personification spike her sack of oats? It gets moreover worse erstwhile Morning Joe and The View collide for illustration a 20-foot septic motortruck hitting a porta potty.

MSNBC big Mika Brzezinski: Nobody gets a walk trashing America. Yeah. Puerto Rican Americans. Nobody gets a pass. Degrading people. Nobody gets a pass. Threatening his enemies pinch utilizing nan subject gets against them. Nobody gets a walk connected inciting an insurrection. Nobody gets a walk connected saying he fancies Hitler and wants to person generals for illustration his. Nobody gets a walk connected insulting veterans and saying those who died for our state are suckers and losers; isolated from for convicted felon Donald Trump.

She needs a walk to nan psych ward. These people, they're not well. And if they can't grip themselves now, ideate successful a week's time. It's benignant of sad that each we tin do is dream nan wide freak retired won't beryllium excessively bad this time. But what astir nan flip broadside of that coin? What if Kamala wins? Well, libs person little to interest astir from us. January 6th was a one-off. Unlike nan Democrats' unending tumult during nan Trump years. By nan way, Kudlow's extremity to put successful plywood really paid off. 

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Of course, there's going to beryllium a batch of grumbling, and I told you so's. But nan panic has little to do pinch pro-Trumpers and everything to do pinch nan different side. If Trump loses, God forbid, you, nan spectator whitethorn beryllium sad, you mightiness return it hard, but you ever bounce backmost because your life is prioritized. Don't hide that. Family, friends, God, work, authorities for you is downstream from that. But for Democrats, authorities is upstream from everything. Which is why Dems say they'd ne'er moreover day personification from a different governmental party. Which is fine. Most Republican men don't for illustration women pinch penises. Most. 

For nan Dems, authorities has polluted each portion of their lives. And if you judge that powerfulness underscores each behavior, which is nan left's ideology, past moreover friendships are transactional. It makes nan existent world smaller, for they miss retired connected different group who aren't for illustration them. They study thing isolated from to hate. But you dainty authorities differently. You dainty it for illustration a container of junk that you return retired of nan closet each fewer years, and you support it distant from nan kids, distant from nationalist gatherings, and you never, ever return it to work. 

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Jan 6 aside, Republicans cognize really to person a bully time. Lively rallies, hilarious memes, relentlessly free speech. Hell, we moreover changed Joe's sanction to Brandon. Which sucks. Well, it sucks for him. He was already having a hellhole of a clip remembering his existent name. Either way, we're going to fig retired no matter who wins. The president isn't nan king of America, and we're not his aliases her aliases their/them subjects. Whether we suffer aliases win, that connection is large and very clear. 

Former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris. (Photo illustration) (Fox News)

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The media, nan bureaucrats, nan corrupt institutions, nan elites, they sewage to recognize that we sewage their number. And I'm hoping that number is bigger than theirs adjacent week. But if it's not, it's OK because we're conscionable getting warmed up.