GREG GUTFELD: Kamala Harris' town hall had to be orchestrated

So past night, Kamala held a municipality hall, and it had each nan spontaneity of synchronized swimming. I wonder, would nan assemblage beryllium capable to inquire questions? 

WOMAN: Are we going to beryllium capable to inquire a question?

MARIA SHRIVER: You're not, unfortunately, we person immoderate predetermined questions, and I hopefully — I'll beryllium capable to inquire immoderate of nan questions that mightiness beryllium successful your head. I dream so.

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Vice President Kamala Harris sits pinch erstwhile U.S. Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) for a municipality hallway pinch Maria Shriver astatine nan Royal Oak Music Theatre connected October 21, 2024 successful Royal Oak, Michigan, United States. (Photo by Sarah Rice/Getty Images)

Yeah. Sorry, toots. Sorry, toots, you're conscionable a prop. Come on. We didn't moreover springiness you a superior and you deliberation we're going to fto you inquire unscripted questions? Hell, Kamala can't moreover reply scripted questions if we springiness her a week successful advance. 

So correct disconnected nan bat, we sewage nan laic of nan land. Another manicured level for Kamala to blurt retired her now-legendary connection salads. I mean, this wide ought to travel to each arena pinch a broadside of ranch and a container of croutons. Still, these things cannot beryllium overlooked.

VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS: These things cannot beryllium overlooked. And I person said galore times publicly, and I'll opportunity it again — successful many, galore ways, Donald Trump is an unserious man.

Yeah, an unserious man. How rich | coming from nan campaigner who is half-Indian, half-hyena. But it's Trump who's nan unserious person? You know, nan feline that built half nan NYC skyline, has already been president, rather successfully, I mightiness add. 

A feline who raised a beautiful, successful family that anybody would beryllium proud of. A man who has virtually taken a slug for a occupation he didn't moreover need.

Democratic statesmanlike nominee Vice President Kamala Harris speaks during a run arena astatine Riverside Park successful Grand Rapids, Mich., Friday, Oct. 18, 2024. (AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin) (AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin)

A man who our adversaries admit they respect and moreover fear. Yet he's nan unserious one? You dizzy, dumba**. And look astatine Liz Cheney sitting there. She looks thrilled. It's for illustration she's thinking, "I discontinue my governmental statement and each I sewage was this lousy wino." 

But look, I watched nan municipality hallway for only 1 reason: hoping to perceive 1 much clip astir nan quality of a democracy, wherever I deliberation there's a duality.

HARRIS: The quality of a populist is specified that I deliberation there's a duality. On nan 1 hand, there's an unthinkable spot erstwhile our populist is intact and unthinkable spot successful what it does to protect nan freedoms and authorities of its people. There's awesome spot successful that. And it is very fragile. It is only arsenic beardown arsenic our willingness to conflict for it.

I ne'er get tired of proceeding that. And she ne'er gets tired of saying it.

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HARRIS: You know, I deliberation that there's a duality to nan quality of democracy. When it's intact, it's truthful beardown — truthful beardown successful its nature, and it's very fragile. | There's a duality to nan quality of democracy. On nan 1 hand, unthinkable spot erstwhile it is intact, incredibly beardown and incredibly fragile. | The quality of democracy, there's a duality to it. On nan 1 hand, it's very strong. When a populist is intact, it is besides very fragile.

Look, Kamala, if you're going to recycle aged crap, astatine slightest dress it up a bit. Tyrus' thought arsenic ever — bongos.

KAMALA HARRIS SPEAKING WITH BONGOS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

HARRIS: The quality of a populist is specified that I deliberation there's a duality. On nan 1 hand, there's an unthinkable spot erstwhile our populist is intact and unthinkable spot successful what it does to protect nan freedoms and authorities of its people. There's awesome spot successful that. And it is very fragile. It is only arsenic beardown arsenic our willingness to conflict for it.

Yeah. Now, to astir people, she sounds stupid. But is she really? Jim Geraghty astatine National Review suggests possibly she isn't. He says "the caricature of Kamala Harris arsenic a bumbling dunce makes it easy to underestimate her." 

It's benignant of for illustration really you guidelines for Jesse Watters, contempt his glaring incompetence. I mean, look astatine that. Jim besides claims that her accomplishment is really getting Democrats "emotionally invested successful her." It surely worked pinch Willie Brown. 

But that's much than a joke. It's a truth — that getting Dems emotionally invested successful her intends she gets others to do nan activity she won't do, whether it's Willie Brown aliases consenting Brown voters. See what I did there? I know. But I get what Jim's saying. Don't conscionable say, "Wow, she's conscionable a dummy."

Because moreover if you're right, nary one's going to perceive it. People do nan aforesaid point pinch Trump. They place his existent deeds and attraction connected his words. Take nan latest: Trump calling Democrat leaders nan "enemy from within."

CNN'S JIM ACOSTA: Congressman, do you see Adam Schiff and Nancy Pelosi to beryllium nan force from within?

MSNBC'S JOY REID: Trump doubled down connected his Hitler talking points astir nan "enemy from within."

CNN'S JAKE TAPPER: Donald Trump many times referred to salient Democrats and others connected nan near successful nan United States, American citizens, arsenic "the force from within."

MSNBC'S ALI VELSHI: Donald Trump has been fixed opportunity aft opportunity to either downplay aliases explain his comments astir what he called nan "enemy from within."

MSNBC'S JOE SCARBOROUGH: A awesome statement campaigner calling his governmental opponents "the force within."

All that douchebag outrage, moreover though Democrats not only said nan aforesaid point astir enemies within, but they really acted connected it. Remember erstwhile these a-holes claimed location was extremism wrong our military? It was large news until nan threat was debunked and nan communicative went away. 

Or what astir nan scourge of White privilege and systemic racism that branded nan mostly of people, again, wrong nan country, arsenic oppressors and successful request of superior reeducation; that gave america a divided country, DEI and a s*** ton of unspeakable Disney movies. 

And don't ever hide what they did to anyone during nan pandemic who dared to mobility their BS policies and their lies.

So prevention your outrage. Trump calling Pelosi and Schiff nan "enemy within" is peanuts compared to calling tens of millions of Americans nan force from within. Hell, you moreover jailed a bunch of them while letting existent enemies from within: murders, arsonists and rapists, spell free, which created a caller request connected nan American public. 

We now must beryllium diligent each nan time: erstwhile we're connected nan streets, connected nationalist transportation, astir what our kids are being taught successful school, who's successful our restrooms, who's coming into nan country. 

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It's a batch of unit connected us, and we're fresh to blow. So that's why nan municipality hallway had to beryllium orchestrated. You can't person mean group asking a phony campaigner questions astir nan past 4 years. 

It had to beryllium stage-managed conscionable for illustration it was nan past 4 years, because if you knew nan truth, past you'd spot nan force wrong successful each its glory, and you'd flip it retired connected its lying a**.