As Jason Kelce made it perfectly clear on nan latest New Heights podcast, no, he was not sleeping during Taylor Swift’s first Miami Eras Tour show connected Friday.
And, connected apical of that, he seemed mock-mad astatine his buddy, erstwhile Philadelphia Eagles protect tackle Beau Allen, who snapped nan photograph successful mobility and shared it connected societal media. But acknowledgment goodness each that happened, because we each benefitted.
How? It’s because Allen and Kelce sewage into a “fight” connected X (formerly Twitter) successful which they fired Taylor Swift lyrics astatine each other. It was GOLD.
Follow this full thing, it’s astonishing (also, WARNING: NSFW connection ahead!):
My boi @JasonKelce said “these days I haven’t been sleeping” https://t.co/gGOomiaJu5
— Beau Allen (@Beau_Allen) October 23, 2024
Spiderboy
— Jason Kelce (@JasonKelce) October 23, 2024
If a man talks crap past I beryllium him nothing
— Beau Allen (@Beau_Allen) October 23, 2024
Cause babe now we sewage bad blood
You cognize it utilized to beryllium huffy love
So return a look what you've done
Cause baby, now we sewage bad blood
— Jason Kelce (@JasonKelce) October 23, 2024
I don’t request your closure
— Beau Allen (@Beau_Allen) October 23, 2024
And if you ne'er bleed, you’re ne'er gonna turn and it’s alright now.
— Jason Kelce (@JasonKelce) October 23, 2024
enough pinch nan lyrics, here’s a nosy photograph of maine and you from nan concert! pic.twitter.com/hYjV4xRri8
— Beau Allen (@Beau_Allen) October 23, 2024
Here’s a throwback photograph to nan 2 of america astatine nan Eiffel Tower pic.twitter.com/yzTBGr3roy
— Jason Kelce (@JasonKelce) October 23, 2024
where’s nan trophy he conscionable keeps connected moving backmost to maine pic.twitter.com/pLHBFUWY52
— Beau Allen (@Beau_Allen) October 23, 2024